Here is some good clean thinking about thinking dirty!
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There are four ways to think about Mountain Bikes based on suspension: Fully Rigid, Hard-Tail, Soft-Tail and Dual or Full-Suspension.
-But before you think about the suspension you have to think about what type of riding you are going to do and there are more than 11 types to think about. These types include: Cross-Country, Endurance-All Terrain, Free-Ride, Downhill, Trials, Dirt Jumping, Single-Speed, Mountain-Cross or 4-Cross Racing and North-Shore. Enthusiasts are always thinking of new ways to use a mountain bike.
Although, most think of mountain biking as a relatively new sport The Rough-stuff Fellowship was established in 1955 by off-road cyclists in the UK.
However the mountain bike has its origins in the modified heavy cruiser bicycles used for freewheeling down mountain trials in California, U.S.A. in the mid-late 1970s. At the time, there was no such thing as a mountain bike - but these riders were already thinking of how to improve the sport by developing a bike for free-wheeling the California mountains. The early bikes were called ‘klunkers.’
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It was not until the late 1970s and early 1980s that road bicycle companies started to manufacture mountain bicycles using high-tech lightweight materials. Joe Breeze is normally credited with introducing the first purpose-built mountain bike in 1978. Tom Ritchey then went on to make frames for a company called MountainBikes which was a partnership between Gary Fisher, Charlie Kelley and Tom Ritchey.
-They put their thinking into designing a bike made for getting dirty.
Suppliers sent 18.2 million bikes to retailers in 2006, but people think an imported bike is better since only 195,000 of these bikes were ‘Made-In-The-U.S.A.’ -The rest of the world doesn’t think any differently as reports suggest U.S. manufacturers exported just 220,965 bikes.
www.dirty.com is a link to an adult porn site. It is said that the average American man thinks about sex about every seven seconds.
The first Wikipedia link to show up on a google search of ‘dirty’ is the definition for a ‘Dirty Sanchez.’ This act can allegedly be seen in the 2006 sex tape Screeched, in which Saved by the Bell actor Dustin Diamond acted as cameraman and narrator. Most people think this is disgusting. |
All of the google searches for the tag-lines in ‘Think What You Want’ somehow linked to a pornographic site. That is definitely something to think about.
-Pornography is now a $10 billion industry in the US. Some of America’s biggest corporations are now thinking of how to make money selling porn companies like General Motors, Marriott and Time Warner are now making millions selling erotica to America.
People spend a lot of time thinking of dirty jokes as there are more than 2 million search results on google for ‘dirty jokes.’
Sigmund Freud used to think about jokes so much that he wrote a book titled ‘Jokes and their Relation to the Unconscious.’ He also used to think about dirty sex and is famous for his thoughts on the subject.....
Household detergent production in the United States began in the early 1930s and has been used to clean all things dirty since. Soap companies have been thinking of ways to use, manufacture and market soap since.
The name ‘Soap opera’ refers to their origins as radio broadcasts in which various soap manufacturers were the show's sponsors. Writers of soap operas continue to think of ways to include ‘dirty thinking’ into the sexually dramatic storylines. |
