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Think of a knot as a unit of speed used around the world for maritime and aviation purposes. 1 international knot = 1 nautical mile per hour = 1.852 kilometer per hour exactly. This is based on the internationally agreed length of the nautical mile. Some think knot is used to refer to the nautical mile itself, but this is incorrect.

A lot of thinking is required to determine knot (speed). "knots per hour" is not a way to think about boat or air speed. It is incorrect because a knot is defined as a nautical mile per hour.

Thinking is also required to tie a knot. A knot is a method for fastening or securing linear material such as rope by tying or interweaving. The number of books, website, videos, and other resources available to those interested in learning about knots is a testament to the value they hold for humankind and how much thinking has gone into them.

There are more than 203 named knots. Apparently nobody could think of a knot name beginning with the letter Q. It is the only letter that does not start the name of a knot.

Some mathematicians think about the entire mathematical theory of knots. The don’t think that any two knots are alike.

Magicians are experts at tying knots that look intractable yet unravel on command. Befuddled spectators think they have seen something they haven’t.

One person was able to think of 85 ways to tie a neck-tie and wrote a book about it called ‘85 Ways To Tie a Tie.’

A dog knot is the part of a dog's penis that expands inside a female to prevent her from leaving if she thinks about doing so while having sex.

Dog’s don’t’ think about getting married, but some people think about marrying their dogs. If you are thinking about marrying your pet you can find out how at www.marryyourpet.com and if you don’t think things are working out you can go to www.divorceyourpet.com. Most people don’t think this is right.

2.1 million Americans think about ‘tying the knot’ each year.

According to a new report the average wedding costs $26,327. Financial investors say newlyweds need to ‘really think’ about how much they spend on a wedding. Marriage councilors think young couples spend too much time thinking about the wedding and not enough time thinking about the marriage. Experts say that most couples married this year will think about a divorce and more than half of them will get a divorce.

Wives think about divorce more than husbands and file for divorce in approximately 2/3 of the cases each year.
Extra-marital affairs are the number one cause for divorce (27%). It is said that men think about sex every seven seconds.

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